Step right up my dear and take a spin on the wheel of fate. Oh it will be most ghoulish, most ghoulish inDEAD, I mean indeed (the joke was worse then the house's ghoulish goulash). Writing like this is enough to make any Poe soul spin in their grave.
Speaking of spin are you ready to gamble... YOUR SOUL!
Below you will find the discarded corpses sacrificed in the process