Thursday, August 11, 2011

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

I heard they were remaking this with Robert Downey Jr. and Zack Galifinakis. Then next year they will make a sequels called, Autogyros, Covered Wagons, and Segways starring Ryan Reynolds and Kevin James.

No, She-Hulk DOESN'T want to talk about her current phone plan!!!

If you would like to order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Jonah Hex in Wild Wild West 2

Jonah Hex sent a spray of buckshot at the last of the iron invaders as he surveyed the horizon. As the sun set the land suddenly became engulfed in shadow. Jonah turned, realizing it was far too early for the sun to set, and was met with a terrifying sight. The world's most dangerous predator in mechanical form: a steampunk, robotic Polar Bear.