Friday, January 25, 2013

Machinations of the Bourgeoisie

It is uncommon knowledge that, during her reign, Cinderella's new found luxury led her down the path of many sadistic proclivities. Cinderella proceeded to commission a large number of torture devices she had designed in order to exterminate her dissenters. This was what led to the invention of the guillotine which coincidentally was used on Cinderella 4 and a half years later during the early days of the French Revolution.

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